Where should I be looking for internships/pt jobs?

My aunt was amongst the number of people over to my house for Christmas dinner tonight, and as we were gathered around the table, the most amazing awkward thing happened.

As we were all eating dinner, Family Guy was playing in the background. Periodically, we would stop and listen to the show for its random humor and smart ass lines. This episode had something to do with mustaches, and when Freddy Mercury was brought up, so was the fact that he was hella gay. I don't recall exactly what the show was about, but it ended up with someone saying Freddy Mercury was dead.

Then, my aunt chimes in, "Of course he's dead. He was gay." AND THE CRICKETS FUCKING ROLLED.

trickylullaby is the most amazing person evar and gave me a paid account.

I give myself 18 months before I become one of those asian people sitting at a cubicle looking at numbers on a sheet of paper every weekday of my life.

I'm two years from applying to grad school. It's high time I step up and bring my GPA back to its former glory. That's going to take a miracle, I know, but they don't call it magic for nothing.

Eyes on the prize, dear. I just have to keep saying that to myself.

I've been on a retail binge. It hurts so good!

I GOT SOMETHING OH, I DON'T KNOW, AMAZING?!

I've decided that yes, I will indeed work towards becoming a doctor. My grades are ridiculously low (partially due to sheer and utter laziness) so the fact remains that school is going to kick my ass for the next two years. Instead of the quick ticket to medical school after college, the plan is to work for five years before I attempt to apply. Yes, I think that poorly of myself.

In the mean time, I am taking an EMT certification course and will be working as an EMT until I do apply, which, by the way, will be at the sweet age of 28. While it's not the glamorous job one would want to see on an application to a prestigious institution, it will help me to (hopefully) attain a position as an emergency department technician at a hospital, and that, I would love to do. That would, in all likelihood, be a part-time gig for me, seeing how I am hoping to work in the corporate world for a few years before reentering the world filled with the rigors of academia.

So long story short, I'll be in school for two more years, hopefully attaining a double major of a BA in biology and BS in Business Administration: Finance. Five years will pass with me working both in a hospital part-time and an office full-time before I finally make an attempt at my dream. WISH ME LUCK!

Dare I say I have not paid any attention to livejournal in quite a while. I think I might just end up blogging on a site I'll create at some point in the near future. Don't worry, I'll tell you what the site is :D

Sports suck, it's breaking my heart. That is all.

I know no one's going to answer to this and that's mainly because I tell no one of this LJ, but HEY let's see what we come up with.

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: For those who are guessing -- looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game post your own.

1."God I feel like hell tonight..."
2. "Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as..."
3. "We like dem boys that be in them lac's leanin'..."
4. "When you're feeling sad and low, we will take you where you wanna go..."
5. "It's not so easy loving me..."
6. "Here in this diary I write you visions of my summer..."
7. "I looked out this morning and the sun was gone..."
8. "I thought I might begin by filling you in, in case you didn't already know..."
9. "Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky..."
10."I realize you're seeing someone new, I don't believe she knows you like I do..."
11."On my way to see a friend who lived a couple blocks from me..."
12."Welcome to your life..."
13."Disco dancing with the lights down low..."
14."Hay en mi corazon una inquietud..."
15."Tonight I'm going to have myself a real good time..."

PS I now realize my Top Gear Anthems album is essentially the Guitar Hero catalog.

So I've finally gotten off my lazy bum and got a gym membership. I'm still sore from yesterday, but I figure I'll suck it up and go tomorrow morning again. 45 minutes on the treadmill, 15 minutes on the stairs and a nice 30 minutes at the weightmabobbers should do the trick. God, I already know it's going to be an unfortunate morning.

I hate the fact that I can't stay focused. I have to pay the stupid enrollment fees at the gym. I'm going to pay off half of my Wells Fargo on Friday. That is all.

I, like most people, have a wishlist. Why? Well that's because I'll probably have to wait every two weeks before I can get anything on the list.
( I want... )